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This little book is something of a classic of its kind. It first came to my notice through Ash and Lake's Bizarre Books (1985, 1998), an admirable publication which I strongly recommend, though its authors take a fairly light-hearted approach to their material, eschewing any more profound analysis such as that universally applied here.
Harry De Windt had previously written a number of works of travel and adventure, including Finland as it is, From Pekin to Calais by Land and Through Savage Europe. This, though, seems to be his only venture into the field of divination and he brings to it an unusual sensibility. Although this is a cheap little volume (original price 1/6), uniform with such dispensable items as Pearson's Dream Book and Hands and How to Read Them, De Windt strikes a scholarly pose, invoking the ancient physiognomists Richard Sanders (1613-1687?) and Johann Kaspar Lavater (1741-1801) in support of the seriousness of his work.
Silly ideas are made no less silly because some gentlemen long deceased once wrote books about them. Be that as it may, the essential concept presented here is that:
... every mole upon the face of man or woman has upon some other portion of the body a corresponding birthmark, the position of which can generally be located with startling accuracy.

Sanders, whom De Windt quotes in a prefatory note, put the same idea more quaintly - if not convincingly:
Nature doth represent the merchant, who having stored his shoppe with all sorts of ware, finds it inconvenient to bring it all to the open window to be seen, (it being indeed impossible) but exposeth to the open view, some small quantity of everything by which may be judged what is within. Thus from the moles in the face, (as in a compendium or index to the whole volume of the body,) we find the other moles of the body, and derive a certain judgment therefrom.
(Weird punctuation uncorrected). So in fact it is not the moles on the face that have a meaning, it is those other moles somewhere else, usually covered by one's clothing and hence not available for inspection, that are significant. The facial ones simply tell the informed “moleosopher” where the meaningful ones are lurking, so they can be interpreted. If this were not enough, then any doubts as to the worth of De Windt's thesis are dispelled by the prognostications he gives for each possible position for a mole, using the numbering system presented on his “face chart”, as in this very typical example:
NO. XXI
Facial position: Bridge of nose
Presumptive sister-mark: Right thigh, just below the groin.MALE
Honey-coloured: “A man of singular good wit, happy in getting goods. It promiseth inheritance, the favour of superiors and the like.”
Black: Peril of a fatal but lingering malady connected with the stomach and liver, which will only be averted by great care in diet.FEMALE
A frail, delicate constitution. Some peril connected with childbirth. “Take notice in this type of one secret I glean from Baptista Portae's 'Natural Magick.' If she be corrupt, the grissel at the end of the nose is cut, as it were, or separated from the bone.” Let such an one wear light blue gems and take heed of the fourth day of the month of her birth.
Astral domination: Saturn and Mars.

You will notice that, as De Windt explains, “in women the colour of a mole has no significance, but in the opposite sex it must be closely studied in diagnosing the character and future” - which is rightly in keeping with the arbitrariness and irrationality of the work as a whole.
To avoid any suspicion of prejudice, though, let us put De Windt to the test. Until it was removed by surgery the singer Enrique Iglesias had a mole on his right cheek, near to his nose. What did it say about him? The mole was “honey-coloured” rather than black, and it appeared at position 54 in the face chart. Here's what De Windt says about such a case:
Denotes misfortune, but only at an advanced age. Youth and middle age shall be peaceful and prosperous. This sign is specially favourable to the knowledge of secret and occult things - a marvellous and intuitive reader of human character.
Its “presumptive sister-mark” is this time “under the left armpit”. I can't find a picture that shows that area of Signor Iglesias and anyway he might have had that mole removed, too. (Damn these modern advances, that make divinatory work so tricky!) Still, I think you'll agree that De Windt's assertion that Enrique is “prosperous” is accurate, even, one might say, “spot on”!
Finally. whether you believe in De Windt's method or not, I think we should all make a point in future - just in case - to inform every woman we meet who has a mole at the corner of her left eye, that, while we are aware that she is “incapable of fidelity”, she should still take care to “beware of the lightning”, as the book says. (Good advice is always welcomed, isn't it?)
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These moles mean you have a highly developed bump of gullibility occupying most of your cranium.
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The book says you are prone to leaving pointless anonymous comments on postings and that you are consquently often mocked.
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Francois, I agree with your hypothesis but I shan't bother with a disclaimer because these idiots wouldn't read it. I don't mind them much anyway. I could delete their comments but instead I publish them, after all.
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Consult a doctor, don't ask random people on the internet for advice!
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It means you lack an essential quality called "clue".
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It means you are my long-lost nephew and I have a sum of $1,000,000 in the bank for you awaiting collection. Please send $200 as a release fee.
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plz tell me what is the mean of this
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It doesn't mean a damn thing. Forget about it. Please get on with your life.
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It means you should avoid falling into open drains.
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Moles mean you have been abducted by the same aliens who helped the Lost Tribes to build the Great Pyramid.
*rubs hands and cackles evilly*
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Friends will prove to be enemies and vice versa. Your life will involve pain, suffering and loss. The number 24 will be of great significance.
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Agh. I give up.
Maybe I should start charging these idiots for my worthless advice.
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Thanks Radhika, comments like yours make it all worthwhile.
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Thanks Matt, feel free to spread the word.
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Look carefully at previous similar questions on this page. Did anyone get a useful answer? No, they didn't.
Do you think I am likely (or even able) to give you an answer to your question? No, I am not.
This site is about books. (There's a clue in the title). It's not about moles or aliens or whether the Earth is flat, so if you come here and start talking about those things, be prepared not to be taken seriously.
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I didn't know what I was getting into when I put this page up.
I am now looking for capital backing for a new venture. "MoleSpot" will be an exciting new web site where you can discuss your moles and have them explained by random idiots. You'll be able to upload pictures for the amusement of bored office workers. Best of all, there will be no sarcastic comments by me.
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Moles are messengers from the future. Listen carefully and you can hear what they say.
Usually, it'll be something about how boring it is being a mole.
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No. I wonder how that happened?
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Ah, if only. Long out of print, I am afraid, and very hard to find. Unless you want to give silly money to me for my copy? Always open to offers.
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Dear search engines, stop sending people here with their problems. It's not kind to them and it's irksome to me.
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It means you can't use the internet any more until you retake the ability test.
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I can say anything and people still won't get it, will they?
This site is not some forum for asking questions about bodily flaws. It is about BOOKS. The clue is right there in the title.
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Psychics are always right in everything. One of them told me so, and why would she lie?
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Namita, what sort of reply would you like? I am afraid we only have facetious and sarcastic ones available. Informative ones are hard to come by.
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You probably have a condition called tractus cruris. The particular symptom you describe is colloquially termed "having eggs on one's face". This is not dangerous but it can lead to embarrassment.
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Sssh! You'll spoil the children's fun!
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Dear,
Recently i got a mole on right hand finger.
the exact location was on middle of top part of inner thumb finger,
what it means? can u please let me know?
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i have a black medium sized mole on my penis.what does it indicate? i have heard that people having mole on penis will have extra-maritial relationships. is that true??
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Yes, your molology indicates that you are obviously a drooling pervert who wants to have sex with everything in sight. We recommend chemical castration.
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