I saw this book in a old 1974 catalog and it is as hilarious as the Movie REEFER MAdNESS- totally put of touch with the reality of the modern e
World! One must never forget what Cervantes
Said "What man pretends to know the riddle of a woman's mind?" No two people on earth are alike so the dynamics of a human relationship will always differ! Go with the flow or get out if you can't stomach it! Life is too short to Live in misery!
Thanks for this review. I have fond memories of a Herter book from my childhood about woodcraft and I thought that this would be about dog ownership and hunting dog training so I'm glad to not waste my money on it. I myself have lived with many fine bitches of the four legged variety.
Thanks for this review. I have fond memories of a Herter book from my childhood about woodcraft and I thought that this would be about dog ownership and hunting dog training so I'm glad to not waste my money on this. I myself have lived with many fine bitches of the four legged variety.
It doesn't sound to me like the commenter claiming to be the author is the outdoorsman I met cruising timber for SUPERIOR FORESTRY. I have a signed first edition from when I worked in the Northwoods and still have the HERTER'S aluminum, square-stern canoe in the backyard. I prefer horses and dog sports to motor vehicles and motor sports myself. And I recommend many of Herter's recommendations including faithful monogamy, if serial because at least so-called American women have been wrecked. For all you Morons (Dolmage) out there, I recommend the essay though not necessarily the comments in "“OK, Boomer”: Are Boomers Solely to Blame for Our National Decline?" by another man. You'll be the better for it.
Gun Control is one shot, one kill. Self-defense is common sense, not an equitable servitude subject to infringement. Mind your own business avoiding the Tragedy of the Commons (Hardin).
Yep. Still laughing. This title caught my eye in a cookbook, of all places: “American As Apple Pie“, Phillip Stephen Schultz; page 236, in a comment box regarding another book by Herter and his wife Berthe, titled “Bull Cook and Authentic Recipes and Practices”. Now that one, I’d love to get my hands on. Anyway, that it exists at all proves that the two must have managed to tolerate each other more than one might guess.
Thanks for the fun review!!
What government? What government? The one that takes 40 to 50% of you income and then tells you that your are to stupid to know ho to spend it anyway. That one.
Unless of course you ALREADY ARE SUCH A STUPID MORON that you don't already know what government and then they just pat you on the head and say "Nice subject person". That one.
What drugs are you taking? We really want to know? How can anyone get so F'd up without some MAJOR chemical assistance? Make that MAJOR, MAJOR Undiscovered universe chemical assistance.
The Great and Powerful Alfred has spoken!!! And no matter what "you or anyone else thinks" you are WRONG! WRONG he says!!! So there!!!! The Great and Powerful Alfred has determined the "this book is a collection of unremarkable ramblings of little interest apart from its provocative (great $5 word there Alfred) title." So let it be written! So let it be done! The all mighty has spoken. No more can be said.
Or can it??? Well OF COURSE it can! Oh happy day!
Alfred, where are your books? Provocative titles not withstanding? Where are your remarkable ramblings? Nowhere. That's where. How abut you take another try at it me boy and see if you can actually say something this time? Eh?
Sorry there Anon, but being more retarded than Muslim men is simply no a physical possible. Because on the retarded scale there are no negative numbers that would allow American men to go any lower. Except maybe for you.
What? What? Do YOU really think this sort of thing makes some sense? Because it doesn't. With comments like these, I'd hide behind a moniker like anonymous too...
What? "Nice one"? Is that the best you can do? All that and you come up with "nice one"???? Nice one what? Would you are to at least try to add some substance to that limp and useless comment? Some small meager content for those of us out here in E-land who at least try to get some meaning for the meaninglessness of the internet population liek you who seem to think a few words meaningless words actually adds something to the vast nothingness?
Not as disturbing as I find you! Stop blubbering about your dysfunctional family (oh how modern you are) and what a jerk your old man was. Pull your head out of your ass, take a look around and live you life. Seems to me the worst thing your old man apparently ever did was not get a vasectomy before you we born. Or maybe he did and the mail man got in there when he was away at work or something.
In the mean time we "poor souls" are going to have some fun while you whine about all the bad things everyone else did to you that was SOOOOOO terrible.
The one that know how to spell promiscuity and knows what it means. That one. The one you apparently never heard of. No need to bring back the more old-fashioned stupidity as you suggest, You seem to be doing fine with the current version.
Thank God for that! There is still some hope then that she'll find someone else to make miserable and run off with him and destroy his life? I sincerely hoe some. Any volunteers out there? TAKE MY WIFE! PLEASE!!
Sex four time in four years. You have indeed described a small corner of hell. And I am assuming those four times were not just with yourself, which would be another. You could of course, tell her to shut the hell up, take of her clothes and get down to business. You'd be amazed how much of what you describe you can put up with if you are getting laid of a regular basis. Goes for her too. Hell hath no fury like a woman un-fucked. Or so they say.
Maybe if you had learned even the merest semblance of grammar, spelling (there is spell check here you know) and punctuation, someone might think you are not just a complete idiot. Just an idiot who knows grammar, spelling and punctuation. But alas, they don't and you don't.
Sounds like a KEEPER!!! just let me know the next time she lets you borow your alls for a few hours so we can get some fishing in... If you had my book you wouldn't have this problem!
You hurt my feelings you mean person... I would do as you apparently would do - Run away! Hide under the bed! Move out. But I'm afraid you would have already taken all the good places.... or that I might actually run into you wherever I go. Far safer to live with the bitch...
Twit says you? Twerp say I!!! From my reading of the internet it is just electronic hokum. No one says anything new, had any real insight - they just repeat tired worn out phrases from every other not wit they have read. And they do it with anonymity far removed from any repercussions. At least I put my real name on my writing and was available in person fro anyone who wanted to call me out on anything I wrote.
Oh my God, this review and chain of comments are so good. So good! From the spaceship quote, to the allegory ending, and the insert of the thoughts on marriage-counseling... gold. Choice humor. I was laughing out loud, but then the commentary...
Our man screaming, the wonderful man with his fishing metaphor, the lady defending men being men, ‘only do occasional nice things’, the man attacking the writer of the review! Oh, this is so good, by god, this is some fine plucking and clacking at the ol’ QWERTY! Ha, by god, ha, mighty fine. MIGHTY FINE! Keep at it America!
I inherited a copy of this from my father, it was a sexual education that i'll never forget. He passed away when i was a lad and much to young for the talk so basically this is how i learnt about sex from a 1971 book. By the way i'm a 26 year old male and this book changed my life for the better, later
What "sanitized, PC world"? Have you been on that internet thing? And do you really think Herter's ramblings are other than unremarkable? This is nothing to do with his beliefs: if you look around this site you'll find plenty of examples of right-wing writing that are quite extraordinary, and I say so. Try The Leftist ESP Conspiracy, for example, or The World's Greatest Conspiracy Volume 1.
No, writing books and selling them makes one an author. Herter did that. He sold many books and built an empire. Just because you don't agree with him doesn't make his books devoid of value. The NYT homage to him is proof of that. The guy started his business in the 30s. He smoked around his kids, threw trash out the car window, tossed his kids in the bed of a pick up, and drank from a garden hose. Guess what? EVERYBODY did back then, and most survived. Herter was often wrong but never in doubt. In a sanitized, PC world, his ludicrous rantings are to be savored. I notice that those who preach celebrating diversity only do so when it doesn't collide with their own beliefs. In your own way you are just as narrow-minded as Herter, and just as dogmatic (e.g. "whatever you think this book is a collection of unremarkable ramblings" sounds a lot like "the only way to prepare endive is by boiling it in butter").
What "sanitized, PC world"? Have you been on that internet thing? And do you really think Herter's ramblings are other than unremarkable? This is nothing to do with his beliefs: if you look around this site you'll find plenty of examples of right-wing writing that are quite extraordinary, and I say so. Try The Leftist ESP Conspiracy, for example, or The World's Greatest Conspiracy Volume 1.
I recently found this book among my deceased father's belongings. I cannot describe how astonishingly ignorant this book is - made me sick to my stomach - needless to say, ours was a dysfunctional family full of anger, bitterness and shame .. I have no idea if my father ever took this crap seriously, though he did share many of these opinions. An ironic title should be "How to ruin a marriage, F*** up your kids, and make the world a fearful and bitter place to live in." This review is spot-on - I can't believe anyone would take this book seriously; either be amused, or profoundly horrified realizing some poor souls do. Sex education, migration, psychiatry, drugs and politics are other topics this bombastic arse expounds upon. I admit, I personally found this book disturbing.
Not as disturbing as I find you! Stop blubbering about your dysfunctional family (oh how modern you are) and what a jerk your old man was. Pull your head out of your ass, take a look around and live you life. Seems to me the worst thing your old man apparently ever did was not get a vasectomy before you we born. Or maybe he did and the mail man got in there when he was away at work or something.
In the mean time we "poor souls" are going to have some fun while you whine about all the bad things everyone else did to you that was SOOOOOO terrible.
George must have been funny…
George must have been funny guy! Like Hemingway and Tred Barta he did it his way the only way!!!!
I saw this book in a old…
I saw this book in a old 1974 catalog and it is as hilarious as the Movie REEFER MAdNESS- totally put of touch with the reality of the modern e
World! One must never forget what Cervantes
Said "What man pretends to know the riddle of a woman's mind?" No two people on earth are alike so the dynamics of a human relationship will always differ! Go with the flow or get out if you can't stomach it! Life is too short to Live in misery!
Thanks for this review. I…
Thanks for this review. I have fond memories of a Herter book from my childhood about woodcraft and I thought that this would be about dog ownership and hunting dog training so I'm glad to not waste my money on it. I myself have lived with many fine bitches of the four legged variety.
Thanks for this review. I…
Thanks for this review. I have fond memories of a Herter book from my childhood about woodcraft and I thought that this would be about dog ownership and hunting dog training so I'm glad to not waste my money on this. I myself have lived with many fine bitches of the four legged variety.
Yes, I too am sure the…
It doesn't sound to me like…
It doesn't sound to me like the commenter claiming to be the author is the outdoorsman I met cruising timber for SUPERIOR FORESTRY. I have a signed first edition from when I worked in the Northwoods and still have the HERTER'S aluminum, square-stern canoe in the backyard. I prefer horses and dog sports to motor vehicles and motor sports myself. And I recommend many of Herter's recommendations including faithful monogamy, if serial because at least so-called American women have been wrecked. For all you Morons (Dolmage) out there, I recommend the essay though not necessarily the comments in "“OK, Boomer”: Are Boomers Solely to Blame for Our National Decline?" by another man. You'll be the better for it.
Gun Control is one shot, one kill. Self-defense is common sense, not an equitable servitude subject to infringement. Mind your own business avoiding the Tragedy of the Commons (Hardin).
Yes, I too am sure the…
Yep. Still laughing. This…
Yep. Still laughing. This title caught my eye in a cookbook, of all places: “American As Apple Pie“, Phillip Stephen Schultz; page 236, in a comment box regarding another book by Herter and his wife Berthe, titled “Bull Cook and Authentic Recipes and Practices”. Now that one, I’d love to get my hands on. Anyway, that it exists at all proves that the two must have managed to tolerate each other more than one might guess.
Thanks for the fun review!!
his new book "how not to be
his new book "how not to be worthless cuck who bows down because she has a vigina" excellent read 5 stars
Wow. Haunted comments section
George Herter has been dead
George Herter has been dead since the late 90's- 1994 to be exact.
Wow. Haunted comments section
Nice One Jerkoff!!!!!!
Nice One Jerkoff!!!!!!
What government? What
What government? What government? The one that takes 40 to 50% of you income and then tells you that your are to stupid to know ho to spend it anyway. That one.
Unless of course you ALREADY ARE SUCH A STUPID MORON that you don't already know what government and then they just pat you on the head and say "Nice subject person". That one.
Kata: All that bitching and
Kata: All that bitching and complaining and all she get's is a crummy little tee shirt???? Didn't I see that on a crummy little tee shirt somewhere?
What drugs are you taking?
What drugs are you taking? We really want to know? How can anyone get so F'd up without some MAJOR chemical assistance? Make that MAJOR, MAJOR Undiscovered universe chemical assistance.
The Great and Powerful Alfred
The Great and Powerful Alfred has spoken!!! And no matter what "you or anyone else thinks" you are WRONG! WRONG he says!!! So there!!!! The Great and Powerful Alfred has determined the "this book is a collection of unremarkable ramblings of little interest apart from its provocative (great $5 word there Alfred) title." So let it be written! So let it be done! The all mighty has spoken. No more can be said.
Or can it??? Well OF COURSE it can! Oh happy day!
Alfred, where are your books? Provocative titles not withstanding? Where are your remarkable ramblings? Nowhere. That's where. How abut you take another try at it me boy and see if you can actually say something this time? Eh?
Sorry there Anon, but being
Sorry there Anon, but being more retarded than Muslim men is simply no a physical possible. Because on the retarded scale there are no negative numbers that would allow American men to go any lower. Except maybe for you.
What? What? I thought you
What? What? I thought you had moved on. Why are you still here annoying us with your incomprehensibly idiotic comments? Have you no decency?
Please do. Move on that is.
Please do. Move on that is. Anywhere but here would be oh so nice..
What? What? Do YOU really
What? What? Do YOU really think this sort of thing makes some sense? Because it doesn't. With comments like these, I'd hide behind a moniker like anonymous too...
What? "Nice one"? Is that
What? "Nice one"? Is that the best you can do? All that and you come up with "nice one"???? Nice one what? Would you are to at least try to add some substance to that limp and useless comment? Some small meager content for those of us out here in E-land who at least try to get some meaning for the meaninglessness of the internet population liek you who seem to think a few words meaningless words actually adds something to the vast nothingness?
Nice One Jerkoff!!!!!!
Nice One Jerkoff!!!!!!
Or like Anonymous and a brain
Or like Anonymous and a brain.... With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln, if you only had a brain.
Ellie:
Ellie:
Get yourself a vibrator. There are many women who don't seem to be able to snicker without some help....
Ellie: How about we get
Ellie: How about we get together ans snicker in your knickers just a bit?
She so unhappy becasue she
She so unhappy becasue she apparently hasn't gotten over being previously married too you.
Spot on! Cheerio, pip pip and
Spot on! Cheerio, pip pip and all that rot, ya wanker! No wonder we had a revolution and threw you blokes out of here.
Do you always talk like this
Do you always talk like this or did the lady of the house slam your balls in a drawer? Cracking funny, eh?
Not as disturbing as I find
Not as disturbing as I find you! Stop blubbering about your dysfunctional family (oh how modern you are) and what a jerk your old man was. Pull your head out of your ass, take a look around and live you life. Seems to me the worst thing your old man apparently ever did was not get a vasectomy before you we born. Or maybe he did and the mail man got in there when he was away at work or something.
In the mean time we "poor souls" are going to have some fun while you whine about all the bad things everyone else did to you that was SOOOOOO terrible.
Well they are not. Funny
Well they are not. Funny that is. And your are making us all feel quite terrible with all you Iran and North Korea talk.... Can't you hear us crying?
George L. Herter.
The one that know how to
The one that know how to spell promiscuity and knows what it means. That one. The one you apparently never heard of. No need to bring back the more old-fashioned stupidity as you suggest, You seem to be doing fine with the current version.
Thank God for that! There is
Thank God for that! There is still some hope then that she'll find someone else to make miserable and run off with him and destroy his life? I sincerely hoe some. Any volunteers out there? TAKE MY WIFE! PLEASE!!
Way to go Jeannie!!! You
Way to go Jeannie!!! You got it right! First one I've seen on this site so far!
What's your number? I have
What's your number? I have an engagement ring ready to go!
Sex four time in four years.
Sex four time in four years. You have indeed described a small corner of hell. And I am assuming those four times were not just with yourself, which would be another. You could of course, tell her to shut the hell up, take of her clothes and get down to business. You'd be amazed how much of what you describe you can put up with if you are getting laid of a regular basis. Goes for her too. Hell hath no fury like a woman un-fucked. Or so they say.
Maybe if you had learned even
Maybe if you had learned even the merest semblance of grammar, spelling (there is spell check here you know) and punctuation, someone might think you are not just a complete idiot. Just an idiot who knows grammar, spelling and punctuation. But alas, they don't and you don't.
What can't a woman be more
What can't a woman be more like a man. Take a look between your legs and then between a man's and maybe you'll figure it out.
Woof, woof!!!!! By George I
Woof, woof!!!!! By George I think you've got it!!
Sounds like a KEEPER!!! just
Sounds like a KEEPER!!! just let me know the next time she lets you borow your alls for a few hours so we can get some fishing in... If you had my book you wouldn't have this problem!
George L. Herter.
What's not to love in that?
What's not to love in that? Except perhaps yourself for wanting a slave and not a companion.... Alaha be praised!
You hurt my feelings you mean
You hurt my feelings you mean person... I would do as you apparently would do - Run away! Hide under the bed! Move out. But I'm afraid you would have already taken all the good places.... or that I might actually run into you wherever I go. Far safer to live with the bitch...
YES SHE DOES YA DORK!!!!
YES SHE DOES YA DORK!!!! EPOXIED THE KEY O THE PAD IF YOU HAVE TO KNOW.
Twit says you? Twerp say I!!
Twit says you? Twerp say I!!! From my reading of the internet it is just electronic hokum. No one says anything new, had any real insight - they just repeat tired worn out phrases from every other not wit they have read. And they do it with anonymity far removed from any repercussions. At least I put my real name on my writing and was available in person fro anyone who wanted to call me out on anything I wrote.
George L. Herter.
George Herter has been dead
George Herter has been dead since the late 90's- 1994 to be exact.
Wow. Haunted comments section
Thanks, Brent. I hope it's
Thanks, Brent. I hope it's not only Americans who can "keep at it". By George, sir, when we are roused, we British will do our bit.
Alfred
Spot on! Cheerio, pip pip and
Spot on! Cheerio, pip pip and all that rot, ya wanker! No wonder we had a revolution and threw you blokes out of here.
Oh my God, this review and
Oh my God, this review and chain of comments are so good. So good! From the spaceship quote, to the allegory ending, and the insert of the thoughts on marriage-counseling... gold. Choice humor. I was laughing out loud, but then the commentary...
Our man screaming, the wonderful man with his fishing metaphor, the lady defending men being men, ‘only do occasional nice things’, the man attacking the writer of the review! Oh, this is so good, by god, this is some fine plucking and clacking at the ol’ QWERTY! Ha, by god, ha, mighty fine. MIGHTY FINE! Keep at it America!
Do you always talk like this
Do you always talk like this or did the lady of the house slam your balls in a drawer? Cracking funny, eh?
Thanks, Brent. I hope it's
Thanks, Brent. I hope it's not only Americans who can "keep at it". By George, sir, when we are roused, we British will do our bit.
Alfred
Spot on! Cheerio, pip pip and
Spot on! Cheerio, pip pip and all that rot, ya wanker! No wonder we had a revolution and threw you blokes out of here.
I inherited a copy of this
I inherited a copy of this from my father, it was a sexual education that i'll never forget. He passed away when i was a lad and much to young for the talk so basically this is how i learnt about sex from a 1971 book. By the way i'm a 26 year old male and this book changed my life for the better, later
Paul got the athiests out of
Paul got the athiests out of public office because the one thing every public servant needs is thighs.
I snickered again! Twice in a
I snickered again! Twice in a row, you all are too much.
Ellie: How about we get
Ellie: How about we get together ans snicker in your knickers just a bit?
You made me snicker! I've
You made me snicker! I've never actually have done it before. Thank you, rather enjoyed it.
Ellie:
Ellie:
Get yourself a vibrator. There are many women who don't seem to be able to snicker without some help....
What "sanitized, PC world"?
What "sanitized, PC world"? Have you been on that internet thing? And do you really think Herter's ramblings are other than unremarkable? This is nothing to do with his beliefs: if you look around this site you'll find plenty of examples of right-wing writing that are quite extraordinary, and I say so. Try The Leftist ESP Conspiracy, for example, or The World's Greatest Conspiracy Volume 1.
No, writing books and selling
No, writing books and selling them makes one an author. Herter did that. He sold many books and built an empire. Just because you don't agree with him doesn't make his books devoid of value. The NYT homage to him is proof of that. The guy started his business in the 30s. He smoked around his kids, threw trash out the car window, tossed his kids in the bed of a pick up, and drank from a garden hose. Guess what? EVERYBODY did back then, and most survived. Herter was often wrong but never in doubt. In a sanitized, PC world, his ludicrous rantings are to be savored. I notice that those who preach celebrating diversity only do so when it doesn't collide with their own beliefs. In your own way you are just as narrow-minded as Herter, and just as dogmatic (e.g. "whatever you think this book is a collection of unremarkable ramblings" sounds a lot like "the only way to prepare endive is by boiling it in butter").
What "sanitized, PC world"?
What "sanitized, PC world"? Have you been on that internet thing? And do you really think Herter's ramblings are other than unremarkable? This is nothing to do with his beliefs: if you look around this site you'll find plenty of examples of right-wing writing that are quite extraordinary, and I say so. Try The Leftist ESP Conspiracy, for example, or The World's Greatest Conspiracy Volume 1.
I recently found this book
Not as disturbing as I find
Not as disturbing as I find you! Stop blubbering about your dysfunctional family (oh how modern you are) and what a jerk your old man was. Pull your head out of your ass, take a look around and live you life. Seems to me the worst thing your old man apparently ever did was not get a vasectomy before you we born. Or maybe he did and the mail man got in there when he was away at work or something.
In the mean time we "poor souls" are going to have some fun while you whine about all the bad things everyone else did to you that was SOOOOOO terrible.