This dank corner is set aside for poetry which is not merely badly written but also thematically off-target, which takes as subject the inherently unpoetic and whose base metal stubbornly refuses to turn to gold.
As samples of the genre and for your enlightenment, I have collected poems on the following subjects:
- Latest: A bizarre tribute to Neville Chamberlain
- Uneventful travels
- The Freeway system
- Military discipline
- Breast feeding
I would welcome any suggestions for other poems that might join this illustrious list: please email me if you have any.
Scribbled by Alfred Armstrong 15 years 7 hours ago